E. Coli

A bacillus (Escherichia coli) found in an animals intestine. Lives in uncooked meat and unpasterized milk and ice cream, unwashed vegtables.Full name Escherichia Coli O157:H7.

The current breakout of E. Coli in spinach has caused over 60 people to get it

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E Coli

A gram negative rod-shaped bacteria that's a fecal contaminate. Also returns pornographic search results in Google.

That E Coli comes from poop.

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evil-coli

The bacteria that zombie fecal matter contains.

"Oh no, I just stepped in zombie poop"
"You had better throw those away, you don't want to get evil-coli"

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E-coli

Chipotle made a big mistake.

Chris: Hey, my stomach hurts.
Greg: Did you go to Chipotle?
Chris: Yeah...
Greg: You must have E-coli.

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Guacamole-coli

Guacamole in a communal bowl which acts as a magnet for bacteria and germs, greatly increasing your chances of food-poisoning. See also Salsa-monella.

Sandi must have gotten into the guacamole-coli at the party, 'cause she spent the entire next day on the toilet.

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E-Coli conservatism

political belief in cutting government costs even if such cuts result in devastating harm.

We have E-Coli conservatism to thank for lead in children's toys, unsafe non-prescription drugs, and dangerous spinach.

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E-coli cubes

The innocuous appearing, yet horribly contaminated, foreign-water cubes of misery that wreak holy-fucking-hell on unsuspecting Traveller bowels.

So, I didn't actually DRINK the water, or eat ANYTHING washed in water ... it was the E-coli cubes that took me down; never again!

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