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A toothed device used for grooming and styling hair. Modern combs are usually made of plastic, but combs have been manufactured for thousands of years from a variety of materials including metal, wood and bone.
"I used a comb to style my luxuriant coif this morning."
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Cum On My Butthole
It's internet Macro speak for when you want somebody to cum on your butthole or imply that somebody is enough of a fag to want your cum on their butthole.
I was doing my hair and said I needed my comb. Next thing you knew, my roommate shot a load on my anus.
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The last name of a human being.
Male: An absolute beast. The pro-est of the pros and highest of quality. A superior and god-like figure endowed with a keen eye and superior looks. Dude will steal your girl before you can stop!
Has above average intelligence but an underachiever. Likes to fuck around and have fun with everything. The kind of guy that makes a joke out of a serious situation.
If you see a (male) Combs:
A) Get an umbrella because it is now raining.
B) Hide your girl because she will go running to him
C) Pinch yourself because you might be dreaming!
Female: what a downer. This lady is the kind of girl that it somewhat fun to be around but screws everything up in an instant. She is very annoying and likes to get on peoples nerves just to piss them off. Kind of a dick bag. She snitches on everyone and has a tough time keeping friends because of her jealous personality and her sense to piss people off for the fun of it. Is also a very very very short and tiny human being. Very brutal and violent.
If you see a (female) Combs:
A) Run the hell away, you’re gonna get attacked
B) Do not engage in contact with unless you wanna get played
C) Ask her how the weather is down there
Guy: Oh my god look at that Combs! What a stud!
Girl: Ohhh god here we go again. She getting ready to Combs everything up.
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Combed--A putt that is dead center in the hole but consistently stops short. Sometimes it just brushes the hole.
Golfer 1... Wow I thought that putt was in man !!! You barely missed it !! Golfer 2.... Yeah, I just got combed !!!
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choking on my bread.
When something is so funny that you choke on your metaphorical bread. Can also be amalgamated with lmao and rofl.
(Roflcomblmao = rolling on the floor laughing choking on my bread laughing my ass off)
Mike: bwahahahaha did you see those two girls fighting over that midget outside?
Dan: Yeah! Roflcomb!!
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A word expressing neatness or something extremely organized and overall appealing
"Bro that shirt is mad comb where'd you get it?"
"Yo I had to get totally comb for this banquet last night"
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Something to cover up all the mess, poor form and badness but is easy to see through and viewed for the truth it is.
Trump uses his Trump Comb to pretend like he has good hair and good values.
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