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As you're about to cum during head tell the girl to stop, start to put your clothes back on then when she least expects it... Jizz in her eye!
Girl friend: I need some help with my history essay
You: ok cool, I'll teach you about william the conqueror.
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When you have to really put some effort into passing a massive shit, and put one foot up on the bath to wipe your arse, having totally dominated the toilet.
After eating a 40oz steak the night before, it took GP half an hour to pass the results, but the Conqueror's Wipe afterwards was totally, totally justified
A man by the name CAPT.SELLERS who anal conqueror
HEY THERE PRIVATE. BEND OVER AND REACH FOR THE STARS WHILE I GRAB MY FLAG. For im an anal conqueror
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Pronouns used by gay men and closeted trans
"Did you know Joshuas pronouns are Your Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem / His Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem"
"Dude... that's slang for closested gay men.. hes gay."
"Dont misgender Your Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem / His Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem!"
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A jerk who is super annoying and always wants attention
that kid is acting like World Conqueror to be honest
The achievement you get once you have stuck your cock in every hole.
"Last night I finally earned the title of The Conqueror"
The meanest motherfucker of the Marvel Multiverse.
Kang The Conqueror is slated to be the next big villain in the MCU and is expected to be a bigger threat to Marvel's heros than Thanos. While the full extent of his power is yet to be seen, it is known that he has numerous variants of himself scattered across different dimensions.