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The following joke illustrates the perfect example:
A woman was running late for work. She zooms along an overpass. Unbeknownst to her, a cop seeking to make his quota in order to be promoted to prime asshole is hiding behind a billboard at the end of the overpass; he measures her speed with a radar gun, takes off after her and pulls her over.
"Where's the fire?"
"What fire? I'm late to work."
"Is that so? What do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher."
"How do you do that?"
"I work all my fingers in until I have both hands all the way inside, then I stretch out the rectum until it's a big asshole."
"And what, may I ask, do you do with a big asshole?"
"I put him behind a billboard on an overpass and give him a radar gun."
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COP - Constable on Patrol
slang for a Patrol officer who walked on a beat now applied to any Police officer
He just stole my car call the cops
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steal or walk out of a place with
"I went to the dealership and copped me a pimped-out Suburban for 40 G."
"I copped a feel on yo' bitch in that volleyball game, nigga!"
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A government-funded genetically defective perverted fuckstain with the intellect of stale dog shit. Cops act like tyrannical assholes in attempts to make up for sexual inadequacies/shortcomings/predilections/cofusion.
"I became a cop so I could carry a gun, because it's the closest thing to a hard-on I'll ever experience, because my dick looks like a limp cocktail weenie. I'm afraid of women making fun of what they call my 'extra belly button.' Hell, I gotta admit, Women never really did it for me anyway. But it's different when I'm watching kiddie porn. Then it becomes the hardest cocktail weenie you ever saw. I can't make up my mind whether I like boys more than girls."
---Exerpt taken from taken from a policeman during an interview. The piece of shit requested total anonymity for fear of losing his job, while being cornholed by his partner.
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1. Colloqial for police officer.
2. To shoot up heroin.
3. To steal, hustle, or any other illicit activity.
1. The cop pulled me over for doing 90 in my STi when I should have been doing 40.
2. The punks used to cop out in the back alley during shows.
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1.A sexual pervert who uses the power of the badge to help obtain sexual gratification.
2.A sexual pervert. Period.
1.There was a prison guard from Bastrop who went to Austin and used his badge to get sexual favors from men. What doesn't surprise me about that is that the victims assumed the impersonator really was a faggot cop, as most of them are. No wonder they have that "blue wall of silence."
2.Margo Frasier. Period.
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