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A man wearing any form of cord material clothing
He's sporting a smashing pair of. Corduroy orbisons
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When a woman brings out lesbian feelings in another woman, even though both women are heterosexual. Inspired by corduroy-wearing lesbians.
Mary is wearing corduroy trousers today. Sally thinks Mary is hot, and has done for a while. Even though they are both straight, Mary has managed to elicit gay feelings from Sally, therefore Jen is wearing the corduroy.
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A person, or manoeuvre, that is not particularly stealthy or well thought out; self-sabotage of your own endeavours through inadvertent ignorance
A corduroy ninja can be caught hiding behind a curtain that doesn't reach all the way to the floor, cleaning his ear with an ice pick, or jumping off a pier when he can't swim
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A name used to describe someone that looks stupid/gay in corduroy pants.
Hey look who it is, corduroy joy!
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A really cool punk band.
“Have you heard Corduroy Heart before?”
“Literally shut up, no one knows your weird & obscure punk bands, weirdo.”
“..... My favorite song is ‘Holy Shit Hullabaloo’ :)”
When you're having sex using a ribbed condom and the condom slips off your penis but remains in your partner's orifice so you are now having sex with the condom and receiving the full benefit of the ribs on your penis.
Guy 1: Man, I had the best sex of my life last night.
Guy 2: Really? Shelly was that good?
Guy 1: No but midway through the condom slipped off and I took a trip down corduroy road and it was awesome!
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The Corduroy King is the keeper of the Dodec of Death, in his lime green corduroy suit he gives out whoopins to all, he also is the owner of the komodo dragons
The corduroy king must be obeyed by all
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