couldn't care less

don't give a fuck.

Other: "Oh my gosh, did you hear about Jennie and her..."
Me: "Oh my gosh, did you hear abut the time that I couldn't care less?"
Other: "No"
Me: "Oh, well it's now :)"

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couldn't see jack

couldn't see anything

move i couldn't see jack

couldn't care less

A phrase meaning "The degree to which I care about this could not possibly go lower." Most people naturally interpret it to mean "I care about this as little as any human could; my degree of care is 0".

But it can also be interpreted to mean "I care about this to a certain extent (which may be a little or a whole lot) and there is no way in hell my caring is ever going to drop."

Arguments about this can get pretty heated, with Team Couldn't Care Less tending to care more.

"Guess what happened on Dancing with the Stars last night?"
"Please don't bother me with that, I really couldn't care less about it."

"Mr. Politician, do you care about America?"
"I'm glad you asked that. I care about America more than anything in the world, and I couldn't care less, not in a million years. You'll have to pry my care from my cold dead hands."

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couldn't be rocket science

Anything Dubya can do.

Condi: Well, how hard could it be fly a jet?

LewisScooter: It couldn't be rocket science.

Condi: I could kiss you right now.

LewisScooter: (Crestfallen) But you won't.

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couldn't go anyway

Someone is not invited to a party, and when he knows about it, he says couldn't go anyway (OOOH such a shame, so we cancel it!), and increases his/her loserness.

- Yo, how you coming to the party?
- Which party?
- Tonight... you were not invited? oups
- Couldn't go anyway (a couldnt_go_anyweyer star is born)
- Sure, next time (I will go before someone sees that I am talking to you)

he couldn't get it on

she wanted it but he couldn't deliver

he couldn't get it on example when he couldn't get it up

couldn't b arsed

Wen u jus don't giv a shit

Emma:Niamh u make 1 and I'll vote it in

Niamh: couldn't b arsed

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