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COVID

A bad bad boy that needs punishment and a good beating to behave

Covid needs to be taught a lesson. I’ll get the belt and you get the baseball bat.

by Rockurmom33 December 25, 2021


Covid

feels like if the flu smoked meth and then had an affair with death itself

β€œMan, I have covidπŸ˜©β˜ΉοΈβ€œ

by Joshyjoshy2004 August 8, 2021

22πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


covided

/kōvβ€’idβ€’id/

verb
past tense; current reality
1. to have plans hijacked by the coronavirus (COVID-19) pandemic. 2.
a legitimate reason for emptying a bottle of wine while on Zoom, or Netflix, or while texting β€œSorry you got covided. πŸ˜₯πŸŽ‚β€

As in "I had an amazing birthday party planned for me, but I got covided." Or β€œSorry you got covided. πŸ˜₯ πŸŽ‚β€

by 1jlh1 March 22, 2020

13πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


the covids

Slang for being positive for COVID-19 SARS-COV-2 syndrome.

Example: β€œI’m down with the a bad case of the covids.”

by Toosyn April 1, 2020

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Covidity

The amount of covid circulating in a population usually based on the percentage of positive test results.

The covidity of the area has really increased since lockdown ended.

Wisconsin has a really high covidity right now.

by Sliced Yams November 2, 2020

12πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


covid

why are you looking at this you know what it is it lasted for like 3 fucking years

my mask broke teacher

I have covid

Good

by masonthemissile November 11, 2022

14πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Covidism

After years of wanting to clean my house, but lacking time to clean it thoroughly, I discovered that that wasn't the reason.

I am kind of starting to understand why pets try to run out of the house when the door opens.

2020 is a unique leap year. It has 29 days in February, 300 days in March, and three years in April.

My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee, it cleans the toilet.

I am suffering from Covidism in 2020.

by intenseemotion May 19, 2020

20πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž