Frozen Cow Juice

Texas slang for ice cream. Originated from SpongeBob SquarePants.

Meanwhile, in the ordinary lives of an Austin neighborhood.

Carrie: Yo jack, what'ya got there?
Jack: It's frozen cow juice!
Carrie: Frozen what?
Jack: Frozen cow juice, ice cream.

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Frozen Cow Juice

Ice Cream

Back in Texas, we call ice cream Frozen Cow Juice.

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Cow Rape Juice

Milk. Because, You know, They touch the cow to get it?

"Oh wow, This cow rape juice is fresh today!" =D

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Mad Cows Crazy Laughing Juice

a street name for quaaludes

yo that some good shit that Mad Cows Crazy Laughing Juice

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OG Cow Juice

The original cow juice of cow

Ex. Hey Albert, give me your OG Cow Juice!?

Cow Juice

"Cow Juice" is a whimsical and utterly delightful dairy product that captures the essence of joy and laughter straight from the heart of the pasture. This unique milk is not your ordinary white beverage; it's a creation of contented cows who can't help but chuckle as they produce it.

Box: Hey Kalvin do you like Cow Juice?

Kalvin: Yea man it makes me laugh in utterly delightful giggles
Box: Real

Cow Juice

One of many kinds of cow extracts. Delicious to some, poisonous to others. Essential for the survival of civilization.

Jane: Have you got some cow juice for me?
Eric: Of course, it is solely responsible for the good in the world, why wouldn't I have some?