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Shit Crohn

Another word for a bad nickname given to someone. It can also mean a bad case of herpes.

Person 1. "Man did you see Frank over there? hes more like spank!!.

Person 2..Did you really just give Frank a Shit Crohn?

Man my dick is feeling weird, I hope that prostitute didn't give me the Shit Crohn

by Alpha Male2 January 30, 2010


Crohn’s Disease

A disability that makes you poop yourself uncontrollably and violently.

My homie Ben has Crohn’s Disease…… he poops himself violently.

by Crohn’sBoy November 3, 2021

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Crohn's Dessert

A succulent blend of human diarrhea from someone who has Crohn's disease arranged appetizingly inside a dessert bowl. Commonly served with pistachio ice cream and a wafer.

"Mr. Johnson, on account of this being your birthday we'd like to present to you a complimentary bowl of Crohn's Dessert on the house!"

by Jerf Shmittz November 14, 2009

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selective crohn's

when a person claims to have crohn's disease ( an inflammation of the bowel causing sudden and frequent bathroom breaks) uses that ailment selectively to benefit him/her when it is convenient to have such an ailment to exit certain social situations.

Hey, have you noticed that when she is bored at a party she has sudden selective crohn's and uses that as an excuse to leave?

by lezbaterian December 23, 2011

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Crohn's Top Shelf

This consists of a top shelf (defecating in the water tank of a toilet) performed by someone who is suffering from the symptoms of Crohn's Disease. This condition is marked by peristent loose and watery stools which may include blood. This causes a particularly unpleasant and messy surprise for the next person to flush.

Dude last week me and Eric and Damon were at a bar in Halifax and the fucktard bouncer tried to kick those two out 'cause the three of us were asking girls for blumpkins. Luckily they missed me and I went to the can to give 'em a Crohn's Top Shelf for their trouble. My Crohn's was particularly bad that day so I left them a bloody diarhea stew in the tank.

by Royd August 3, 2008

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crohnsing

when someone who has Crohns disease becomes bitchy and mean, and unlike themselves

Tom: hey melissa
Melissa: bite my you whumbass scumbag
Tom: well, it looks like someone is Crohnsing

by Chronser September 5, 2005

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Mental Crohn's

In a situation when you must think of the right words for a sentence, but you fall under full hesitation. This is the higher form of a brain fart in to which your entire comprehension of the human language collapses just short of succumbing to a stroke.

"I was on stage to present my piece for the debate championship, but my brain just stopped. It didn't feel like a brain fart as much as full blown {Mental Crohn's."

by bigmak93 August 8, 2015