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Another word for a bad nickname given to someone. It can also mean a bad case of herpes.
Person 1. "Man did you see Frank over there? hes more like spank!!.
Person 2..Did you really just give Frank a Shit Crohn?
Man my dick is feeling weird, I hope that prostitute didn't give me the Shit Crohn
A disability that makes you poop yourself uncontrollably and violently.
My homie Ben has Crohn’s Disease…… he poops himself violently.
A succulent blend of human diarrhea from someone who has Crohn's disease arranged appetizingly inside a dessert bowl. Commonly served with pistachio ice cream and a wafer.
"Mr. Johnson, on account of this being your birthday we'd like to present to you a complimentary bowl of Crohn's Dessert on the house!"
when a person claims to have crohn's disease ( an inflammation of the bowel causing sudden and frequent bathroom breaks) uses that ailment selectively to benefit him/her when it is convenient to have such an ailment to exit certain social situations.
Hey, have you noticed that when she is bored at a party she has sudden selective crohn's and uses that as an excuse to leave?
This consists of a top shelf (defecating in the water tank of a toilet) performed by someone who is suffering from the symptoms of Crohn's Disease. This condition is marked by peristent loose and watery stools which may include blood. This causes a particularly unpleasant and messy surprise for the next person to flush.
Dude last week me and Eric and Damon were at a bar in Halifax and the fucktard bouncer tried to kick those two out 'cause the three of us were asking girls for blumpkins. Luckily they missed me and I went to the can to give 'em a Crohn's Top Shelf for their trouble. My Crohn's was particularly bad that day so I left them a bloody diarhea stew in the tank.
when someone who has Crohns disease becomes bitchy and mean, and unlike themselves
Tom: hey melissa
Melissa: bite my you whumbass scumbag
Tom: well, it looks like someone is Crohnsing
The little goblins running through terrorizing your colon when you have the shits.
Where is Russ? He’s at the shitter again, the crohn’s goblins are terrorizing him today.