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One bitch of a disease. Common in causing messed up stomachs, but can in fact be used as an excuse for anything possible.
Why didn't you do your homework?
I have crohns.
Why did your mom die?
She had crohns.
How'd your dad get so smart?
He has crohns.
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very painful intestinal disease that lasts a persons entire life. depending on severity the person can be on a small amount of medicine to a large amount of pills plus an IV injection every 2 months.
He was going to chill with us tonight but his crohns started to flare now he can't get off the toilet.
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An English verb meaning "to release flatulence", which can be applied to people with Crohn's disease. These generally cause extremely foul odors and are known to stimulate symptoms in unfortunate bystanders that can range from minor heart attacks to death. Those who crohn are advised to isolate themselves for at least two minutes before making any human contact, but four hours is the physician-recommended amount.
Oh, this smells, did someone shit themself?
Ugh, it's awful, it smells like someone crohned!
David it was you!
DAVE YOU CROHNY MOTHERFUCKER
You've doomed us all David!
ugh...umm...ssss...sss...gioagh...blaargagoighghga...
Oh no, guys, Donny's having another seizure-heart attack from the smell.
He's not gonna make it!
See what you've done to use, you monster! You evil, Crohn's infected monster!
Guys... I'm sorry... it's my condition...
Warn us next time! For the love of all that is sacred! Why, Donny, why?!
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Crohns disease is a form of inflammatory bowel disease that occurs in the intestines. Living with this untreated is a real bitch, and I had to because doctors couldn't figure out what was wrong with me until they decided to stick a camera up my ass. Symptoms I experienced were intense stomach pain after eating that felt like I was digesting rocks, zero apatite, and constant fatigue that ultimately leads to feeling like shit all the time. It sucks, but once diagnosed and put on treatment it just becomes an annoyance.
Person: Hey, you seem tired and haven't eaten much all day. You okay?
Me: Yeah, It's just Crohns Disease.
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Crohn's Disease is a chronic inflammatory disease of the intestines. The symptoms I have experienced: pain in my stomach that feels like stabbing, losing my appetite for weeks, constipation, and basically just constantly feeling like fuck. It's an awful disease, and I have had to go to the doctor ALL the fucking time. Besides the couple months the doctor put me on steroids to calm the inflammation, I have felt pain every single day at one point or another...
Bob: "JEEZ, your stomach sounds like Chewbaka! You must be hungry!"
Jane: "No, im actually not hungry, it's just my Crohn's Disease."
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Fucking bullshit bro. Like try living with that shit. Life is hell.
“Hey why do you want to kill your self?”
“Oh you know, just Crohn’s disease”
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A disability that makes you poop yourself uncontrollably and violently.
My homie Ben has Crohn’s Disease…… he poops himself violently.
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