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Cross country is a fucking hard core sport for real athletes who dont enjoy rolling around in the mud with other men (football). Often get shit from other pussy sports players like sprinters and football players. Have a lot of endurance and stamina and there are also girls involved. Cross Country runners also get called gay for wearing short shorts but they never participate in spirited games of grabass such as football players. Put simply, cross country is kick ass.
Wow! Those cross country guys ran 10 miles!
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A sport which is superior to every other sport, because you need talent, and endurance to stand up to the challenge. AND you hafta be a crazy ass mofo to do it, like me.
Cross country is better than field hockey because field hockey is for talentless ho's.
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A true sport. All other athletes are just players.
Cross-country runners have true balls. All others just play with them.
Hey Tony how do you feel today after cross country practice?
Great coach, despite that 10-mile practice.
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A sport in which extremly fit people with a hell of alot of metal strenght run until they faint. After a race, throwing up is common, leading to the saying, "If you don't throw up, you didn't try hard enough." Cross country runners are often mocked for having enough balls to wear short shorts, but cross country runners usually don't mind because they go to practice everyday and talk it up with girls.
runner one "Man, I just threw up after my cross country race!"
runner two "Good job man!"
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The best and most difficult sport ever. It involves running thru grass, mud, and dirt for miles. You have to be really athletic to be good at it.
When I got my varsity letter in cross country freshman year, my freinds told me it didn't count because I didn't letter in a "real" sport. WHATEVER.
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A sport requiring hard work and endurance as well as alot of time. It is the most exciting sport possibly of them all because of the terrain you take on which varies from track to track. It rapes Hockey,Baseball,Bowling,And parts of Football to a tee and makes you a better person after you run it.
Dude: Man i went and ran cross country and it made me feel great, right after i almost fell on my knees because my legs hurt so much.
Me:Ha, Dude look at my State rings, one for Cross Country, Basketball, Indoor State Track...
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Best sport ever, probably the only sport worth participating in because the players and coaches aren't redneck douche bags.
Also gives you a lot of stamina. XC guy + XC girl = hot sex
I like running because I can do it on my own terms and at my own pace. Much better than having some fat 50 year-old redneck son-of-a-bitch football coach yelling at me to go long or pass the ball.
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