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A highly contagious sexually transmitted disease.
Scatman Crothers originated in the fields of Illinois. It is believed a young couple was fornicating in the field when the symptoms first appeared. They died instantly...the very next day.
Symptoms include telepathic abilities, stiff neck, nausea, the need to clean kitchens, picking locks, watching horrible Mark Walberg films, itching, eating socks, emitting the smell of cilantro, severe heartburn, and death. There currently is no cure for Scatman Crothers.
STD, Scatman Crothers
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Bill Crothers Secondary School, also known as one of the worst school in York Region. Known for their white supremacy and highly white population is made up of jocks who can get their dicked sucked by any girl in the school, because they tell em they gunna become a major hockey player but know for a fact they'll be working a 9-5 for the rest of they life. Principle is always watching the cams so don't get caught not in uniform! Also known for their weed-based economy where weed can be used as currency.
Ps. Don't use stairwell E during periods.
Person 1: Yo you go to Bill Crothers Secondary School?
Person 2: Yea bro
Person 1: So u finna be a famous hockey player?
Person 2: Nah I only say that to get me some sloppy
Person 1: Facts
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A crother is someone who is technically a cousin, but has spent so much time with you during your life that you consider him a brother. So, he is your crother. Most people will likely not understand the strong connection or make sense of the relationship.
Oh, Rich? Yeah, he's my crother. It's my cousin brother. You wouldn't understand.
Bill Crothers SS is a highschool located in Markham Ontario who has a football team that can be compared to the average Dallas Cowboys playoff experience. The school is known for their "intimidating" gangsters who can't wear pants properly and come from 4000 square foot homes, and their under achieving hockey players who will end up working construction in 5 years. The school will charge you a mortgage payment for uniform, and then act like you're a fugitive drug lord if you're caught not wearing it. The same teachers acting like this are the same ones who will pat you on the back if you are failing grade 10 math.
James: I'm probably gonna apply to Bill Crothers SS tbh, this school rn sucks
Tyler: Bill Crothers SS? Where the teachers crash out if you don't wear uniform? Your call dude lol
It Illinois State university, make sure you never take Political Sciences otherwise you’ll meet the man that killed comedy. After taking his class throughout a semester, I have never gotten better sleep and never laughed once. If you laugh, you’re a nerd who wants to bump up their grade. I can’t listen to any more of his jokes about how the “framers” didn’t kill eachother for a slice of pizza. Now wish me luck cause I have his class now. Wish me luck. Either I’ll be watching some MLB or trying to time up cricket noises to the awkward silence after his horrible jokes.
I had a class with Lane Crothers once, he is the most unfunny guy I know.
It Illinois State university, make sure you never take Political Sciences otherwise you’ll meet the man that killed comedy. After taking his class throughout a semester, I have never gotten better sleep and never laughed once. If you laugh, you’re a nerd who wants to bump up their grade. I can’t listen to any more of his jokes about how the “framers” didn’t kill eachother for a slice of pizza. Now wish me luck cause I have his class now. Wish me luck. Either I’ll be watching some MLB or trying to time up cricket noises to the awkward silence after his horrible jokes.
I had a class with Lane Crothers once, he is the most unfunny guy I know.