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1) a biscuitty thingy peoples eat in England.
2) an STD similar to crabs, but like, different.
1) I will eat your soul for brunch with tea and crumpets!
2) Holy hell, that whore gave me crumpets!
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1. noun - word to substitute for the effectionaty application of the word "cunt"
2. noun - a piece of ass.
3. noun - referring to a person in power that has the best intentions, but often fails miserably at everything they do. Usually preceded by the word "Captain"
1. I wouldn't mind filling her crumpet with a wad of my love honey.
2. Check out the crumpet on that walking spit roast.
3. If Captain crumpet doesn't start Stumpy Stu on the bench this game, I'm going to shove a stick up his ass and use him as a toilet brush.
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An exclamation used instead of a curse word. (i.e. Crap, Dammit, etc.)
Sandra: Oh crumpets! i dropped my phone in the toilet!
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Never ever to be confused with a Muffin
Not A Fuxin Muffin Dagnamit!!!!!
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driving on the left side of the road to mock the British
Freddy: Have you guys been crumpeting recently?
Connor: Yes, I ran over 12 children.
Hunter: Me too, but they were milfs.
driving in the left side of the road in a way to mock British people
Freddy: Were you the one crumpeting on the news?
Person 2: Yeah, I hate British people.