tongue punchbag

noun. clitoris, particularly during the act of giving cunnilingus; budgie's tongue

She had so much cheese on her taco that I had to use both hands to pull open her beef curtains, just so I could fiddle with her tongue punchbag.

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crumpet

1. noun - word to substitute for the effectionaty application of the word "cunt"
2. noun - a piece of ass.
3. noun - referring to a person in power that has the best intentions, but often fails miserably at everything they do. Usually preceded by the word "Captain"

1. I wouldn't mind filling her crumpet with a wad of my love honey.
2. Check out the crumpet on that walking spit roast.
3. If Captain crumpet doesn't start Stumpy Stu on the bench this game, I'm going to shove a stick up his ass and use him as a toilet brush.

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love honey

noun - cum, of the male or female variety.

Although my love honey was as chunky as mum's beef hotpot when I spoofed, it thinned out from the heat of ass and started to trickle down her taint.

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gorillas

noun - thousands of dollars.

Originates from:
one thousand = one grand = one G = one gorilla.

Dane dropped two gorillas on that high class hooker last month and it turns out that she was a tranny with siphilis - what a cack.

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packing darkies

verb - to voluntarily expunge a turd on the basis being scared shitless.

George was packing darkies when he passed out on the couch and awoke with a franga hanging from his coight.

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grout

verb - to tinker with one's sphincter, but only with one finger.

Jane's tongue lapped at Dave's gooch while she tentative tested the brown waters by slowly grouting his coight.

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coight

noun - anal sphincter

Bob would have been more prepared for the ol' finger-up-the-coight trick if Sarah had given him a rim job first, or at least gone the grout.

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