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A man with a large mane of ginger hair. Renowned for his chicken dipper fetish and habit of wearing incredibly revealing clothing, may be encountered in Juice or the Scottish town of Sunderland. If female, take caution when approaching as he is known to practice date rape (usually with the aid of the drug Rohypnol). It is thought likely that 'the Crutaliser' suffers from the conditions narcolepsy and reefolepsy.
"Isn't that Paul Crute embarking on a smiley face binge?"
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To feel so overwhelmed by the cuteness of someone or something that you have a compulsion to crush it or smother it
"That kitten was so damn cute, I just had to crute it" (verb)
"I've got to crute that puppy, it's making me crazy" (verb)
"Tiddles is the crutest creature in the world" (superlative)
"There's been an unfortunate incidence of crutition - kitty's dead". (noun)
"She cruticiously stroked the baby seal with undisguised relish" (adverb)
Describes a girl that is most defo tapped but is cute , Crazy + Cute = Crute.
A girl that would defo burn your creps if you cheat on her but is also your home pussy
Ayo Fred , your baby mum is Crute.
Ayo miss , your Crute.
Ayo suck your mum you crute bitch.
Something that is simultaniously creepy and cute
The venezuelan poodle moth is crute.
I was trying to say cute but instead crute came out between cute and crocodile.