noun. (croo'-tun) Alternate name for Trans-Neptunian objects (TNOs), a planetoid composed of ice and frozen space cement: possibly a corruption of the words "Tons of Crud" combined with assonance on "Pluto". See Pluton definition 2.
Clyde Tombaugh discovered the first of the Crutons at Lowell Observatory in 1930. It was named named Pluto, a planet, though it fell short of being the more massive Planet X he sought.
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The caressing of genitalia outside of clothing.
He crutoned me.
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A crispy dri blood ball left on a womans vagina after her period.
When performing cunialigus I bit on a crunchy blood cruton from my girl. So I got up and horked.
an alternative name for Steff , Queen of Wellbeing
Where's Stephen Cruton? Oh she's probably at Trafford Centre again
When a girl gets up off your couch and leaves a spot.
Yeah I was finger blasting that chick on the couch and when she got up she left a futon cruton
the small squares and powder of weed left in the bottom of the bag.
squares being the crutons, and powder being the pepper.
Tanner: "Dude, we're out of bud!!"
Tyler: "nah, we still got them peppered crutons!! Top my "salad" bowl with 'em!"
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Flat dry waffer people receive as communion at the catholic church
I am going to church on Sunday to get my cruton of christ.
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