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cruton

A delicious block of flavour that you may put into salads.

I love crutons because they make me feel closer to our savior, Jesus Christ.

by pianosaurus July 17, 2005

62๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


cruton

1. A small piece of dried bread found in salads.

2. A word to describe a guy with really cool, flippy dark hair that's pretty crazy.

1. FRICK, I just ate a cruton.
2. Look, Arturo's cruton!

by MLIA!!! March 22, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


cruton

Slang for a person whom exhibits the extreme personality traits of a tool, perhaps a jigsaw.

"Ken, is such a Cruton!!!"

by Nancy Lee May 13, 2004

4๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


crutonic

1. Something that is old, stale or crusty.

3. Something that is unfashionable.

2. Someone who is aftificially aged or rough looking.

1. The bread was so old it had become crutonic.

2. That jacket is so crutonic.

3. Back off you crutonic bitch!

by Sianipants July 16, 2008


Cruton

A person (commonly male) who appears to be normal until you bring them around girls at which point they become super creepy and completely disregard the Bro's before Hoe's rule (ie cockblocker). Usually can be seen in a leather jacket, smoking a cigarette, sporting sideburns, and occasionally wielding an acoustic guitar which they use to sing slow sad songs with. Crutons completely disregard the fact of whether or not a potential hook-up is in a relationship. Crutons are also known to be late periodically and brag often about the "hot" hook-ups they've had.

Where the hell is Cruton? Wait a second...where is my girlfriend?!

by The Fredonia Fighter! June 28, 2011

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Cruton

Someone whose eyes twitch when you mention the word potato.

Dude. Jackie's a cruton.

by Dude April 9, 2004

19๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


crutons

noun. A tastey treat for those who are salad tossers also known as brown turds or pieces of crap eaten by said salad tossers.

I tossed his salad and ate his crutons.

by noelle April 22, 2005

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