CTD

Unofficial medical acronym for a person who is about to die. The acronym stands for "Circling The Drain". Using this acronym on a medical report, under certain circumstances, can get one fired instantaneously. (There is an official use for "CTD": it really stands for "Carpal Tunnel Decompression".)

Ms. Kendricks, you're fired! You're the one who wrote "CTD" on the coroner's report!

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CTD

Chuckle to death. It's the new alternative to LOL or laughing out loud. ROF may be added on to form ROFCTD.

*finishing a joke*
Jonny: ..then you're a gay fish.
Carl: CTD!!!
Sepo: CTD!!

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CTD

Computer Transmitted Disease

My computer is full of trojans, it must have a CTD!

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CTD

Acronym for Cummins Turbo Diesel

I got smoked out by a CTD last night, I couldn't see for a quarter mile!

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CTD

Crash Test Dummy
An extremely disgusting person, who looks like Buster from Myth Busters after an unbelievably ugly test

Dude 1: Hey dude, did you see that girl?
Dude 2: Yeah totally, a genuine CTD
Dude 1: Spot on dude

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CTD

Camera Transmitted Disease. Caused by web-cam whore's that have web cam sex a lot.

OMG. I don't want to cyber with you, I might catch a CTD.

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CTD

Cellularly Transmitted Disease, like an STD but for cellphones. CTD's can only be obtained by receiving a dirty pic.

Man that dude totally gave me a CTD last night after the party.

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