Cumb

An acronym that stands for "Chuckling under my breath" instead of lol/laughing out loud. As no one really laughs out loud when using the lol acronym.

Generally used via text messages or online social media messaging apps.

Friend: Sends a funny meme
Me: That made me cumb

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Cumb

Used to describe male or female ejaculate, once it has dried up and become crispy, flaky crumbs.

"Karen I told you to clean up properly after our shenanigans last night, and now there are Cumbs all over the bed!"

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nomfortably cumb

To be in a state of complete relaxation, usually achieved by use of narcotics (weed).

I am so nomfortably cumb after that last joint.

Cumb

Cumb: when you cum so hard it makes you lose a few IQ points and become dumb.

Friend: did you go out with that girl again?

You: yeah, I made her cumb.