cumbies

cucumbers used in anal pleasure.

my boyfriend and i like to use cumbies in our erotic pleasure fests.

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cumby

when you supposedly swallow so much, 20% of the liquid in your body is cum

Fuck off cumby

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A Cumby's Run

Long has man desired a temporary escape to a place where all is well and the troubles of the world seem to fade away. I am hear to tell you such place exists. This place is known as Cumberland Farms.

A "cumby's run" is the journey one takes to reach this area of divine sactity. It could be through the woods, via the road, or through your own mind.

The proccess usually takes place when the sun has retreated. There are a set of rules to justify this:

1) A Cumby's Run must take place only after 10:00PM
2) A Cumby's Run must be done with one or more person
3) There are no more rules.

"d00d, i feel like absolute shit right now...what should i do?"
"dude, let's just go on a cumby's run and clear your head a little bit, ya know?"
"what kind of stuff do they have at cumby's?"
"that have 1337 whoopie pies and like breakfast sandwhiches and like alot of poonaney avaliable for everyone!!!"

"yo d00d, you wanna go for a cumby's run now?"
"oh, yeah yeah definitely."

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tune and cumby

tuna and cucumber sandwiches on white bread.

OMG CHELSEA WHY DONT YOU EAT SOMETHING OTEHR THAN TUNE AND CUMBY?

BUT I HEART IT!

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cumby-ized

to have one's anus violated

Man, my boss cumby-ized me for calling in sick yesterday.

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cumbiee

pertaining to a nerdy kid in class, he never knows what the hell he is talking about and always puts down others. you hate to love him because he is so sweet. he does the cumberjack

dude, cumbiee is getting on my nerves but i love him!

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Cumby Ache

When you cum and your penis hurts for a long time after that.

"Me and Rachel had sex last night. I got a Cumby ache!"