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when you cum and fart at the same time
ohh shit i think i just cumfarted
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A faggot or hetero woman who takes it up the ass
Oh fuck, "Did you hear that cumfarter fart? It sounded like,"Woof, phleef"
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Taking it up the butt and blowing a huge fart, allowing it too leak out the sides to escape.
Tom: "Damn bitch u ate too many beans"
Prostitute: "I like em refried" *Farts loudly*
Tom+cum covered face: "U AINT GETTING DIDLY SQUAT! WATCH UR CUMFARTS!"
Prostitue: I was only $3 *cries*
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When you release gas with secretion in the middle hole.
Meg had to change her pants after she cumfarted.
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After ejaculating into a woman's ass, she farts and cum drips from her asshole into her vagina. This sperm then joins with the womans egg creating a baby.
Don't think that just because you are having butt sex that you wont get pregnant. You could end up having a Cumfart baby.
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Plural noun of cumfart. This is where a chick takes several doses of spoodge in the ass, gradually building hydraulic pressure up with each arriving delivery (piston or bike pump like) and then expels the whole 'cocktail' at great speed and with a loud, long Bronx cheer.
"My god she's a whore. She reckoned she took the whole team and made a record breaking cumfart cocktail."
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When i guy blows cocaine through a straw in a girls asshole, then gives her an anal creampie, waits for the girl to make a cumfart bubble and let it pop on your face to get high.
I got tired of just snorting lines off of strippers asses so I made her do a Columbian Cumfart! It was awesome but I think i have pink eye....