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cunts and cakes

When one person condescendingly expresses sympathy for another person/team/organisation/country etc. even though they don't really mean it. Often centered around competition.

After a ref blows yet another soft or bogus call in ENGLISH football: "Ah cunts and cakes ! Another free kick for poor poor ol Manchester United eh?! Maybe we should just stop the game and give United some baby bottles to suck on and soothe them before we let them win by way of more false calls?!"

by Shitheel Lane June 5, 2016


Chocolate Covered Cunt Cake

The act of deficating on a women's genitalia and then consuming said feces

Man her chocolate covered cunt cake really gets me hard

by Paparoachbro April 18, 2021

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carrot cake cunt muffin

the firecrotch that lives in room 202, Jwhat? Jaywoooo

the fire crotch in room 202 is a carrot cake cunt muffin.

by jamesdondero October 27, 2008

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Cunt cake

My girlfriend Heather Tressel

Heather your a beautiful cunt cake

by DitchBaby June 6, 2023


cunt cake

Cunt cake: when the weather is hot out and a womens yeast infection is baking. Looking like a cake by the end of the day.

I took home that slut from the bar last night and she had a cunt cake the size of a footballl.

by chives66441 June 12, 2021