cupid

to describe someone who tries to play off their stupidity as cute

When Jane met Bobby and asked him that really awkward question, he thought she was being cupid.

A cupid statement would be something like the capital of Pennsylvania is capital P.

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Cupid

(Verb) The act of imitating the Roman god, who goes by the same name, and making people fall for someone, be it by shooting arrows or skill for getting people together.

Let's cupid them together tonight.

I betcha by the end of the day I can Cupid John with Mary.

Did'ya cupid her ass with him.

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Cupidity

the attempted act of setting up two potential friends as lovers, despite the absolute insanity of the idea.

Although she promised she would never do it again, the latest victims of her cupidity we recently seen hitting each other with chairs on an episode of Jerry Springer.

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cupiding

The act of standing on top of the toilet tank or any other high surface in a bathroom if the tank is not accessible and aiming downwards to the bowl. Let your stream flow. You're now cupiding.

I tried cupiding in my hotel room bathroom but ended up pissing all over the floor.

Cupids

Money.

- man across the street
"YO YOU GOT ANY CUPIDS?"
- my friend
"Uhh what?"
- man across the street
"CUPIDS"

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cupid

A quarter pound QP of weed.

We scored a cali cupid last night.

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Cupid

Cutely stupid / equivalent of dumb blonde

That Jessica Simpson like comment was cupid.

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