cupiding

The act of standing on top of the toilet tank or any other high surface in a bathroom if the tank is not accessible and aiming downwards to the bowl. Let your stream flow. You're now cupiding.

I tried cupiding in my hotel room bathroom but ended up pissing all over the floor.

Cupid

A person who ships others frequently, pretty self explanatory tbh

O: I know J and M are secretly dating
P: I ship it
M: I’m not, we’re just friends
L: He never had a crush on anyone tbh
N: CUPID DETECTED!

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cupid

A person who makes a couple fall in love.

That man was just like cupid!

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cupidity

Being stupid in love; doing stupid things because of love.

"Did you see that tattoo Jim got?"
"You mean the one of his girlfriend's puppy?"
"Yeah. What an act of cupidity.

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cupid

Cupid is the little angel in wings that makes people fall in love but then always screws them over in the end.

Cupid made me fall in love then made him take my car my house and my money, thanks cupid you can go suck a dick.

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Cupid

The stupid little cherub that graces Valentine cards and shoots people with his arrows of love that leave hearts bleeding in the end.

"It was Cupid's hand! I had no choice!"
"Don't you know Cupid rhymes with 'stupid'?"

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cupid

to describe someone who tries to play off their stupidity as cute

When Jane met Bobby and asked him that really awkward question, he thought she was being cupid.

A cupid statement would be something like the capital of Pennsylvania is capital P.

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