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Customer

Not to beat a dead horse, but: myopic halfwit who runs the gamut of annoying from Limp Passivity to On Crack. Infamously fancies himself always right. All because of that stupid saying.

Customers are so stupid, sometimes I forget they have feelings.

by nothingsnecessary November 22, 2012

29πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


customer

Some of the time, they can be very nice. Most of the time, unfortunately, they are pieces of shit that want you to bend the rules just for them. If they complain to your boss, don't bother telling your side of the story because you just can't win.

Customers make my work life horrible.

by Adrian December 8, 2007

111πŸ‘ 59πŸ‘Ž


Customer

A person who is unable to troubleshoot. They generally lack in both motivation and ability, making them unable to solve their own problems. Combined with the unreasonable expectation that "Things should just work!", this make it very unpleasant to interact with them.

"WHERE IS THE TROUBLESHOOT, CUSTOMER?" - Alex

by n0netrickpony December 9, 2019

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


custom

sweet or cool or new

Those shoes, boy they be custom

by bobby joe June 2, 2003

36πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


That’s custom

A phrase used to describe something unique or something that is only yours/one of a kind/can be used to describe yourself or others.

β€œI love your top where did you get it”
β€œOh girl that’s custom”

*sees something out of the ordinary* β€œwow that’s custom”

by grapesleaf August 5, 2020

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custom

the reason for owning a truck

had to give my bodydropped silverado a chop top for that radical custom look

by james August 13, 2004

30πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


custom

1. A well thought out, and designed project using the finest parts, and workmanship. 2. A cobbled together piece of junk using what trash you could get for nothing. Custom is in the eye or the stupidity of the beholder.

You can't polish a turd, but you can spray paint it gold, and call it custom.

by knowman February 11, 2012

44πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž