cut off

possibly the worst and most uncomfortable poo after the "jaggy". Your having a nice plop, and all of a sudden, the phone rings, or the doorbell goes, and the brown rock is halfway out your rectum, and it gets "cut off", leaving the other half hanging out of your black tunnel (anus). It then smudges in your pants, and besides being really uncomfortable, it also makes you stink. (btw its never happened to me!)

*un-zips trousers and sits on bog*
*massive fart noise* "aaahhhh that feels good"
*doorbell rings*
"shit! my girlfriend! Uh oh im gonna have a r8 cut off now"

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Cut off

In the card game of poker: The person who is to the right of the dealer. In casual games the player in this position gets to pick one half off the deck, as a "security check" after the cards are shuffled. Also known as to "cut off" of the deck.

- Did you really raise with Queen Jack into the big stack?

- Yea, but everyone folded before me and i was in the cut off, so i wanted to gain position.

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cut off

to cut someone off is too stop selling them whatever drug.
(In my experience its particular to heroin,.. It doesn't matter much if your bud dealer stops replying, only a drug you can be strung out on & get sick without.)

Junky.) "Andrew's been acting hella outta pocket lately. He caught an attitude because I wouldn't give him a handout."
Junky 2.) "He begged me for a dub the other day!! Sad to be such a bum you have to beg for a DUB."
Junky 1.) "Shame its got like this. He's lost since getting cut off."
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Dealer .) "Come without calling again & you're cut off."
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Dealer 1.) "Since I heard he tried getting at your girl I cut his ass off too."
Dealer 2.) "Damn G you didn't have to do that. I appreciate you though. Thats love. Fuck him."
Dealer 1.) "Don't even trip man. It was straight SCUM shit & you're my boy... I'd do it again."

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cut off

To turn something off

Cut off the light, man

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Cut off

usually a statement a girl would make to her significant other, to hold-out on sex.

guy: "Hey babe, let's go cut sometin!"

girl: "You stupid-ass mofo, you still cut off from the shit you pulled last week around yo' boys!

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cut-off

an emo still duel between two emo persons in whiched both engage in cutting their own wrists.

Zack was so emo, i challenged that fool to a cut-off

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Courtesy cut-off

The act of making a lane change in a moving vehicle, while placing your turn signal on for one, but no more than two blinks to alert the other driver that you are in the process of cutting them off.

You need to make a lane change; however, if you place your turn signal on for too long other drivers will not let you in the lane.

Instead, you check to see that you can get into the lane, place your turn signal on, and immediately possess the lane. Therefore, giving the other driver a courtesy heads up that you are cutting them off. Hence, courtesy cut-off.