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A cyborg is a half human/ half robot hybrid that results from certain injuries or events in that person's life. Cyborgs have been known to appear a chunk in Sci-fi movies, books, and articles. Recently, scientists have been working on a robot/ human hybrid.
Boy: Hey dude! Have you seen the new movie with that cool cyborg?
Boi: I sure did!
rectal and vaginal penetration using a penis and vibrator.
Girl "Me and my girlfriend like to cyborg."
Guy"Dumbass, you can only cyborg if you have a dick."
Girl"Jackass, I had my strap-on in her pussy and my vib. in her ass!"
Guy"I mean a REAL DICK."
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Cyborg- when a man inserts a vibrator into the girls pussy along with his dick
I am going to turn cyborg on your pussy tonight baby
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A Tennis Nazi from London. Speaks in monotone and always ends every sentence in "Does that compute?" Commonly seen prancing with his side-kick Starsky. Starsky is often seen wearing a pair of party pants.
Dude, did you see how cyborg malfunctioned when you hit the tennis ball?
Yeah, I wonder if the same thing happens when you hit it at Starsky?
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When you are fucking a pregnant woman while she is giving birth and the dick destroys the fetus. The doctors look at the baby and replace the body parts with building debris obtained from Syrian airstrikes.
Yeow, why is his dick so fucking hard.
Cuz he is a Cyborg you fucking black whore
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sophisticated machine send back in time to present day to disrupt the equilibrium in customer service environments
Easily distinguished by a slow monotone voice and robot like movements
I called that service department number, the guy was a total cyborg
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