Cyclist

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She's a cyclist.

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Cyclist

/ˈsaɪ.klɪst/
noun
1) an unpleasant or despicable person.
2) A self-righteous twat, who doesn't believe red traffic lights apply to them.
3) A derogatory term for a person whose behaviour is intolerably ignorant, obnoxious, offensive or moronic.

• Look at that twat, jumping red lights and riding on the pavement. What a fucking cyclist!

• Fuck off, you cyclist!

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Cyclist

The latest innovation in speed bump technology

“I only bought an SUV so that the cyclists don’t scrape the undercarriage as I drive over them”

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Cyclist

In Australia, a cyclist is someone who is over privileged with their rights when riding on the roads yet they disregard and ignore everything they're given and constantly get in the way of motor vehicles. Bike lane? Why use that when they can ride in the middle of the road. Don't ride side by side, ride in a single file; it's the law!, yet they ride in groups with multiples side by side. One of the worst kind of communities in Australia for sure.

Why do you think you're better than I? Oh you must be a cyclist.

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Cyclist

A brain dead unit that has no common sense let alone road sense. Usually in lycra, riding two or more abreast congesting traffic for kms behind them. Also refered to as fuckhead, fuckwits, dumb cunts etc

Look at those fuckhead cyclists riding 2 abreast, "single file fuckheads!!"

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The Sleep Cyclists

A wonderful underground Indie band made up of a group of wonderful boys from Wisconsin.
The musicians are:
Nathaniel Corey - Viola

Christopher Peterson - Percussion

Adam Jordahl - Bass

Timothy Anderson - Guitar/Vocals

Jack Kyoung Heon Kim - Trumpet/Piano/Percussion

Jed Munson - Ukulele/Vocals

They make beautiful alternative music and are pleasantly aloof (or at least Tim is..)

"have you heard of the Sleep Cyclists?"
"no."
"oh, well they're this wonderful indie/ alternative band from Middleton, Wisconsin."
"peachy"

keen cyclist

Someone who doesn't ride a bike at all, but has one in the shed / garage from years ago (usually with flat tyres, rusty chain and seized up components).

Always used by someone objecting to / complaining about any cycling infrastructure, to try to give credibility to a selfish argument or point of view.

I'm a 'keen cyclist' but I don't want these cycle lanes in front of my house.

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