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A tall, hot slightly-moderately brown guy who traces his roots back to Persia but is always mistaken as Arab, Indian or Latino. At a first glance, he comes across as a shy and reserved however, once one starts talking to him he won't shut up. Interestingly, he instantaneously attracts chics however, given his shy nature and high standards he never approaches women. He is athletic, smart and humorous and is incredibly loyal (too loyal) to those close to him.
There's Cyrus, sitting in the corner of the club on his phone, miraculously attracting chics by his mere presence.
Chic #1: Who's that Arab guy in the corner he's hot...
Chic #2: Omg! That't one hot Indian guy
Chic #3: Did you see that hot Mexican guy? I'm dancing with him first!
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Cyrus is the best person you will ever meet and it is for sure that anyone who claims too hate him is very jealous. Cyrus will always manage to make you laugh even when you're having the worst day of your life, he has definitely had some weird phases to say the least though....
Besty:Why do you talk about Cyrus so much😭
Me:BECAUSE I LOVE HIM SO SO SO MUCH WJBEDHEBBZ
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-(of psychological effect) A person with generally a high intellect and SERIOUSLY talks about it every day, he has the innate ability to brainwash you to accept things or do(play) things, he is very drawn to Japanese Culture and tries do relate it to most things in life.
NOTE: Has the passive ability to make people of a lower IQ praise him for nothing and use the interjection 'lmyao'
Cyrus: YOU SEE?! I TOLD YOU! It's other people not me!
You: How the hel-
Cyrus: CLEARLY its because of my superior mind!
You: Oh... Kay?
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a man of great valor. he has a huge monster cock and knows how to use it. he plays the piano on the pussy like its Beethovens moonlight sonata. he is sweeter than any pineapple juice u have ever tasted and has fantastic eyebrows, eyelashes, a sculpted jaw hand crafted by spongebob himself, and teef that gleam brighter than any big dipper. if you have a cyrus in ur life please take away the basketball insta filter from his ass and hold him tight.
"holy fuck cyrus how are you so good at this" (a girl getting her shit rocked circa 2021)
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The coolist, hottest guy on earth from brookline!!!
Hey look its Cyrus he is awsome!
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a name that was ruined by the now defunct Hannah Montana.
Hey, let me name my kid Cyrus so that it isn't a cool and unusual name that people cant pronounce.
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A badass bassist with long sexy hair and a hot earring. He is God's gift to women. Has a voluptuous booty that he can shake better your mama. Commonly mistaken for a male model.
Cyrus: *walks into room*
Every girl in room: *swoon and faint*
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