Lord dortis will devour any edible food item in his path. He loves using big adjectives and being the manager. Here are some of his most classic scriptures
“Are you going to eat that” dortis 11.2.23
“The leafs suck” dortis 7.11.42
Lord dortis loves getting paid to wipe the elderly.
A dorty simp is when one of the boys has been caught lacking by one of the other boys and still won’t admit to being a simp aka OISIN MCKEEVER
Oisin is a big dorty SIMP
When you take some ones finger who is passed out stick it in some one else's rectum and then proceed to rub under their nose with it
I hate zack price he is a dorty Sanchez
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Is when you take a shite in undergarments then rip them off and go raaa and wipe your kegs in the boilers face hence the hankey
Bolam came home one night and thought fuck it I will give her a dorty hankey
Dortis nuts fittin in your mouth lmao
Hey man you got any Dortis?
Whats Dortis?
Lmao gottem
Dorm party. A party held in a dorm.
“Hey you coming to the dorty tonight?”