I saw a danger noodle in the bush last night. It had large fangs the size of your face.
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1. A Venomous Snake
2. Someone with a monster dong
Beware of that Danger Noodle.
I was with this boi last night and dang, all I can say is Danger Noodle. It threatened my life.
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It is a word to define a snake nothing more.
βOh my god itβs a danger noodle run.β
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Another word for Penis
βDonβt touch me with your danger noodleβ
The HIV infested penis of Magic Johnson
I would totally have sex with retired NBA player Magic Johnson if it werenβt for his danger noodle
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When your fucking a bitch doggy style and you tell her your about to cum but instead of cumming you put a snake in her ass and scream βdanger noodle surpriseβ
βBro I gave that chick from the party last night a danger noodle surpriseβ
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Me: Look at that cute danger noodle
Random stranger: looks at me weirdly
Me: glares at him
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