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A day that falls on June 7th and is very similar to Dope as Fuck day, but instead of being Dope as Fuck your Lit as Fuck (LAF for abbreviation). Inspired by Quentin Cook from Lunatics.
'' I'm Lit as Fuck, through the working week they say. ''
'' Guys that was a fucking LAF day ''
'' Guess what you dead shits tomorrow is National LAF day''
'' I'm so excited for Lit as Fuck day on the 7th of June"
June 9
The day in which couples (gay or straight) celebrate sex by having sex. The reason National Fuck Day is on June 9th is because 6/9 closely resembles the popular sex position 69.
Honey, today is National Fuck Day! Let's fuck!!!
If National Fuck Day is my half-birthday, does it still count as ABC Sex?
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A day where all you do is fuck. Just enjoy.
Oh man, I am so psyched for national fuck day!
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Free Fuck Day is A day where you can ask anyone on July, 1 To Get Some Free Sex! And They Have to Agree. Also, Dont be a simp
Person 1: Hey! You! Wanna Fuck? It's free Fuck Day!
Person 2: i- what- uh...Yeah okay!
National fuck day is on the 2nd of August, This is celebrated by couples around the world by well having sex.. t02/08/12 8 is for the woman's breasts and the 2 is for a penis. National fuck day is celebrated by europians
It's National Fuck day today, lets fuck!
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8/6 (August Sex)
This is a day celebrating variety in sex partners, and just going for it.
Remember:
"If you're with someone new, you know what to do!"
This is also a great day to try skydiving, pearl diving, bottle spinning, or just anything you have always wanted to do but just haven't yet.
My hopeful fuck buddy was ready to call it a night, but I said, "Why don't you come on over to my place instead? It's national fuck day!!"
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On April 29, Couple’s and non couples celebrate this day with hard core sex. It marks the day that several of the planets align and increases sexual drives of both parties.
*planets align.
Person #1. Hey it’s April 29, let’s fuck!
Person #2. Well yeah since it’s National Fuck day.
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