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The day before yesterday.
Ex: Today is Sept 3.
Yesterday is Sept 2.
Day-fore-day is Sept 1.
Mom: Did you get a shower today?
Me: No, I got one day-fore-day
A game for 'couples' in which one person is 'A', and the other is 'B'. When the couple is together, you start on an 'A' Day. Partner 'A' can choose any 3 articles of clothing on partner 'B' & they have to take them off when Partner 'A' tells them to. Also, on an 'A' Day, partner 'B' must allow FULL ACCESS to partner 'A's hands on their body. Partner 'B' may choose one article of clothing on partner 'A' that they must take off when told to. Lastly, Partner 'B' must do what partner 'A' tells them to for that day. When the couple meets again, you go to a 'B' Day, and everything goes the other way. Enjoy ;)
Girl 1: my latest flame was so prude, so I suggested a game of 'A' Day, 'B' Day.
Girl 2: and how did that go for you?
Girl 1: well he wanted to be Partner 'A' & boy was he a surprise. He had me half naked giving him a blow job in 5minutes
Girl 2: No Way!
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(Verb)to post long, seemingly nonsenical rants on a message board because your ADD is acting up. Often annoys other posters and the offender is usually clueless.
See also tard
"Hey ((everyone)) i am all for joking and cutting with one another, however to me some folks have gone too far. In the last few days someone posted a picture of a fellow chatter here, then yesterday another person posted what was supposely three phone number, also yesterday i find out someone gave three one of my email addys. Folks this is just plain wrong!
In fact yesterday the moment i saw the posting of that phone number i reported it. So call me a tattle tale if you want. Its a known fact that three and i do not always agree however the point is three nor anyone else deserve to have their phone number. Picture or email addy given out without their permission.
I also want to say i am sorry to you again nancy for thinking that you may have given out my email addy.
Last but not least , yes its likely some of you will make fun of how i have worded this posting. Feel free to do so. I quit responding several weeks ago to those who choose to attack or mock me. I would rather chat with my friends here.
Have a great day everyone "
(((Take It Day By Day)))
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MOORPARK RESIDENTS ENJOY A COMMUNAL DUMP
actual newspaper headline
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Don't dwell on the past, and don't stress over the future. Instead, learn from your past mistakes, and prepare for the future. You don't need to have every single detail of your life worked out. Do what you can based on what you know, and accept the inevitability of unexpected and unknown events. Have an open mind and be ready to, if possible, adapt to these events as they happen.
"How do you keep your sanity as a police officer, knowing that, one day, you could be killed in the line of duty?"
"You just have to take life day by day."
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a common expression used to describe an action that occurs with a high degree of frequency.
Amanda: I just found my old Game Boy Color!
Julie: Oh, you're so gonna get hooked...
Amanda: I know. I just want to play Pokemon Red all day every day.
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24/7, always open, all day everyday, never closed,
Do you guys smoke?
Yeah, all day err day.
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