Wonton Death March

When you eat to many wontons and have to walk home to the shitter

“I took the wonton death march home yesterday, I needed new pants after.

Bataan Death March

Being forced to endure a task that is really tedious or long and drawn out. Ardous task. A long walk.

Gearing up for the Bataan Death March to the laundromat! Or can be shortened to Death March as in We're running late, we're on the Death March to the subway!

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Las Vegas death march

Any exhaustingly and/or exasperatingly long walk through Las Vegas, usually resulting from a gross misjudgment of the distance between points due to the flat landscape and oversized buildings.

Dad led us on another Las Vegas death march today - "Oh, come on, we're not wasting good money on a taxi! Rio is right over there!" You'd think he'd learned his lesson after the Circus Circus fiasco!

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