decrapitated

a man so loser-esque he is not even worthy of basic flirtation

He is too decrapitated to even buy me a drink.

That guy who was just trying to dance with you was seriously decrapitated.

That guy was so decrapitated I’d rather dry hump a firehydrant than even consider going home with him.

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Decrapitation

When you squeeze your anus mid-poop, cutting your dookie in half.

Sara is a master of decrapitation. She always leaves two, and sometimes three pieces of shit in the toilet!

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Decrapitated

A person (Usually In a horror movie) who has had their head cut off by a sharp instrument while also pooping their pants.

Jim was Decrapitated while trying to escape a Murderer

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decrapitizing

Decrapitizing...
Getting rid of all those things that you've held on to, thinking they where important or you will fix it someday. But it's just all crap that is cluttering your life, get rid of it... decrapitizing...

Since my son's have grown and left the nest, I've been decrapitizing my home and life.

Decrapitation

The act of pinching off your poop before finishing its release.

As the turbulence increased in the airplane I decided Decrapitation would get me back to my seat quicker.