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When the body is impacted by an object, of appropriate weight and size, to cause an immediate visceral voiding of the bowels.
Dude1: Hey did you hear what Karl's drunk ass did last night?
Dude2: nahhhhwwww, wtf happened?
Dude1: He claimed that he coulda been an Olympic track star, and Took off in a dead sprint at the back of our fence.
Dude2: Holy shit!
Dude:1 you're right he Shit himself when he tried to hurdle it and landed Gut first and flipped to the other side.
Dude2: Wow totally Decrapitated
A person (Usually In a horror movie) who has had their head cut off by a sharp instrument while also pooping their pants.
Jim was Decrapitated while trying to escape a Murderer
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An emergancy procedure you perform when you are in an urgant rush to stop defecating. The act of severing one end of a turd from it's other half.
Dude I was taking a dump but someone pounded on the door so I had to decrapitate it.
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A malaise of the lower bowels. Diarrhea.
I got decrapitated after eating that fast food.
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To decrapitize means to clean your place of all the shit that just sits around and collects dust. Pack-rats will identify with this more, but you clean freaks might not get it.
You can clean house, but still there are piles of shit and other useless stuff that just lays around until you decrapitize and get all that shit out. Decraptization is mandatory when moving out.
I finally decrapitized my room and can see the floor now.
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The process of elimination of bodily wastes.
Noun: Fecal matter. Nitrogenous waste.
Constipation is characterized by a cessation of decrapitation.
Composted bovine decrapitation is often used as fertilizer.
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To threaten rip off someone's head and shit down their neck, "Duke Nukem style".
If I ever catch you making eyes at my sister again, I will decrapitate you.
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