defuck

defuck- 1. n; an accidental work that comes up on t9 word
2. v. a question you ask yourself when something crazy goes down.

what defuck was that?

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Defucking

The act of retracting your one night stand over a period of time. Performing fewer sexual acts each time, ending as just friends.

I drunk fucked Adam, now I want to only be friends, so I'm slowly defucking him doing less and less each time we hang out.

Friend: How is the defucking going? Me: good we only made out last night, I think he's getting the picture

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defuckalize

A vulgar but humorous way of saying fixing, analyzing, decrypting, or diagnosing a complex problem

Friend 1: hey dude what are you doing

Friend 2: i am attempting to defuckalize the bastardized wiring system in my truck, it isnt going too well
Friend 1: well ill bring a case of beer and assist you with it
Friend 2: this day is about to become extremely counterproductive

Defuck

A nautical term used by senior enlisted personnel to describe the fixing of a problem caused by an officer.

The command master chief will defuck that officer’s mess!