defuck

noun. A catastrophic defect that renders a product useless. Most common usage occurs in the software industry as a reference to critical defects.

When the customers clicked on the button, a defuck crashed the web site.

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defuck

(verb) 1. wishing not to have hooked up with someone.

Last night I hooked up with Guillaume. It was a huge mistake, I want to defuck it.

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defuck

This term, coined by the Assistant manager of Mooradian Contracting means to rectify or fix a problem situation.

I had to defuck the situation

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defuck

defuck- 1. n; an accidental work that comes up on t9 word
2. v. a question you ask yourself when something crazy goes down.

what defuck was that?

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Defuck

Also "De-Fucked"
The antonym of fuck, used as in "getting fucked up"

To reverse the procedure of getting fucked up.
To restore to good health.
To rehabilitate.
To repair to a usable or presentable condition.

That dude is in the hospital getting defucked up after getting the shit beat out him.

This chick was totally stoned so she had to go get defucked up.

Wow, those geeks totally defucked that computer that I thought was a complete piece of shit.

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defucked

To rectify/resolve/repair a normally unfixable thing or situation.

After I defucked the printer it was working perfectly.
I successfully defucked the car by replacing the engine. (Vella Jurd, 2014)

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defuckate

The act of defecating (taking a plop, dropping a stool, leaving a shit, having a poo, etc.) while engaged in sexual intercourse.

{Harold} Ahhh, harder, harder!!!
{Horhay} Jesus Christ, I'm about to defuckate!
{Harold} Goddammit! Now you have to clean it up! Fuck this noise, I'm outta here!!!