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Interviewer: Dick Cheney, do you wear boxers, or briefs?
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The pussified term a full blown addict uses to describe their habit.
People who admit to having a “dependency” are almost always just trying to tip-toe around using the word “addiction”.
Liar: “Yes, I sometimes smoke cigarettes and drink liquid sugar but I only have a mild dependence.”
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We went to the store the other day and saw some fatties buyin Depends!
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What we all are at least some point in our lives. Especially during infancy.
Society pressures people to be as independent as possible when in reality, it's sometimes good to ask for help when you really need it.
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A specialised type of pad used by elderly women in case of bladder leakage.
An example of one of the commercials :
Dolores: Fack Edna, I'm pissing like a racehorse!
Edna: Well grab yourself some Depends, bitch! We gotta go get all up in that at the club!
Dolores: Fo real!
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the people who you can depend on the most.
Bob, Micheal, Alice and Amy are my dependables
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Indian for, I wore my sexiest lingerie and asked you to be my wife.
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