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The one thing that even the kindest, most supportive and open-minded woman will not look past when dating a man.
(Woman talking with her best friend).
"I feel really shallow Lisa because he was such a good, kind man. He was great with my kids, with animals. He stood for all the right things. He had a great sense of humour. He was intelligent, he spoke several languages and I felt totally comfortable in his presence. Even my parents loved him and they are normally very icy with my prospective partners. He had a great body and clearly worked out so why couldn't I look past his horrendous dick cheese? I mean I feel like a total bitch."
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A sap found under the foreskin; sometimes eaten. Although it may sound bizarre, it is done in various countries in Africa.
Honey, can I lick off your Nigga Dick Ball Cheese?
A white crusty substanace that forms all on and around the penis when a man hasn't washed it after sex or at all in a long time
baby, you better take care of that dick cheese before you think i'm going down on ya
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Semen left to ferment for a while until it becomes a cheese-like substance.
I understand swallowing, but dick cheese is disgusting!
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the smegma found under the foreskin, with a pungently gross smell that fills the whole house. Often used as a substitute for Parmesan within poverty-stricken households.
"my dick cheese is evolving, i think its becoming a fetus!"
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1: Smegma, a combination of exfoliated (shed) epithelial cells, transudated skin oils, and moisture which occurs in both female and male mammalian genitalia, whether they be cut or uncut. Its intended purpose is to clean and lubricate the genitals. Usually refers to an excessive buildup of the substance on male genitalia, which, depending on partner preference, can either be very gross or very hot.
2: Richard Cheese, comedian and musician, head of Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine, a cover and comedy act which makes lounge/swing jazz covers of popular rock, metal, rap and hip hop songs.
1: "I was about to give him head, but I pulled back his foreskin and found a lot of dick cheese."
2: "Have you heard Dick Cheese's cover of Down With The Sickness? It was on the Dawn of the Dead remake, was pretty funny."
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The white substance that appears when an uncircumcised penis is not washed
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