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wen a horny customer has exams and no girlfriend he has 3 tom hanks in a short period without washing his mushroom or the inside of his hood helmet a butterry substance forms and must be washed immediately before his jocks stink.
man i was a horndog this morning and wanking got out of hand....to lazy to scrub my helmet over the sink so next thing ya know dick butter was on the cards!
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Mainly for people who did not get a circumcision, the trapped leftover cum inside the skin of your penis after you masturbated. The penis would get stinkier eventually over time.
Ew, Kyle is such a virgin, like last night I couldn't suck him off because his dick started to peel out dick butter.
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This is something usually a apple sauce lube for kinky times
Man Brandon sure loves his dick butter
When your fucking a girl and she’s so wet there’s a creamy white fluid in her vagina mixed with precum all that residue left on your dick is dick butter
Mehn after fucking Amy my penis was covered with dick butter
A solid block of cum the size of a fairly large butter stick.
“What kind of butter is this?”
“It’s my dick butter stick.”
A solid rectangular block of cum the size of a fairly large stick of butter.
“What kind of butter is this?”
“It’s dick butter stick.”