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After impregnating a lady friend, being a dick to try and trick her into thinking that you won't be around when the child is born, hoping that she will then in turn get an abortion.
Chris: I thought you weren't gonna be around when the child is born?
Ryan: Nah, I was just pulling the dick move, hoping that she'd get rid of it.
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Leaving an upset and/or emotional female with nothing but a flash of your penis.
Chad: "Yeah dude, she was just crying in her room for an hour and a half, I couldn't deal with that shit."
Jason: "Damn bro, what did you do?"
Chad: "I just gave her the ol' dick move and left."
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Firing someone 24 hours before they are eligible to take their previously announced retirement.
Dick move, Don. Totally a dick move.
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d!ck move (d-i-k moov)
noun
1. A socially unacceptable deed or act.
2. general douchiness
Origin:
2012 < Latin penileous erectium
Playing that card was a real dick move you son of a b*tch!!!
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To do something dickish, just to be an asshole.
John spread the lids out on the pallet, what a dick move!
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When a person goes out of their way to do something that barely improves their life but greatly inconveniences those around them for no other reason than to be a dick
John visited his grandma's house, and after seeing her grand piano sitting out of the way in the corner, decided to move it into the middle of the room knowing that she wouldn't be able to move it back. She was like "that's a dick move John, and you're out of the will", but John didn't care because she was broke and he was a dick so he just left it there
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Something that only a total dick would do; usually caused by lack of judgement or extreme selfishness on the part of a friend.
"So hang on, this guy who you've been close friends with for 6 years got his hands on free tickets to a band he knows you're in love with...and instead of calling you he invited his psycho ex-girlfriend who doesn't even know them like at all?"
"Yeah, dick move, am I right?"
"TOTALLY."
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