diction

1. (noun; ˈdik-shən) Style of speaking or writing.
2. (phrase; dick shun) The act of abruptly looking away from an exposed penis either out of embarrassment or disgust.

Example 1:
Todd: Did you like the play?
Lisa: No. The actor's diction was so poor I could hardly understand what he was saying.

Example 2:
Todd: I decided to make my move with Lisa last night. After heavy making out, I whipped out my dick and smiled.
Ted: Then what happened?!
Todd: Total diction. What a bummer.

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Dictionize

to find the meaning of a word in the dictionary, urban dictionary, or dictionary.com. Applies to finding a word for a definition you have. see also Thesaurize

what does this word mean? hell if i know, dictionize it

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diction

abbreviation for addiction.

a hustler of the diction.

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diction slap

When a person makes a grammatical error and you correct them

Robert: Hey Lisa I need to "ax" you a question
Lisa: Did you just say "ax"? I think you mean ask.
Guillermo: Dang Robert Lisa just diction slapped you

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urban diction

a phrase refering to the slanged terms of the english language

"Wow, he's using urban diction, thats hip!"

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Diction-Ass

noun. One who defines a word on a website (or anywhere else *Especially this one) with nothing but their ignorant I'm-better-than-you opinion. Mostly uses stereotypical references and (as said) an ignorant I'm-better-than-you attitude.
verb. To be a Diction-Ass.

Jeff: "I posted a definition on (insert dictionary website here) about how stupid emo kids are."

Intelligent Person: "That officially makes you a Diction-Ass."

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Urban-Dictionize

The act of creating your own word, and later submitting its definition to UrbanDictionary.com. Also referred to as "U.D." for short.

Bob: Dude, I totally made up this amazing word!
Joe: Really, what is it?
Bob: Kadlrkyasoh!!
Joe: Yo dude, you better Urban-Dictionize that.
Bob: Yeah man, I'm totally gonna U.D. it 2nite..