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1. the act of fucking a vibrator or dildo
2. a pleasure of orgasmic perportions
Is that girl dildoing her hairy pussy?
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Much like the meteor that killed the dinosaurs, the dildo will eventually lead the the extinction of the human race.
Who needs men anyways, I have my dildo to keep me company.
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Mans rival. Inserted into the pussy in place of a real dick. usually bigger than normal becouse size matters.
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A town in Newfoundland, Canada. Named by Captain James Cook, the name comes from a geographical feature, Cook believed the pninsula resembled a Dildo which in those days was a wooden, metal or stone, fallus substitute. (they didn't have plastic)
He is alos know for Newfoundland places names such as "Come By Chance", "Conception Bay" and "Blow Me Down"
Come and visit Dildo, Newfoundland.
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the only reason men try to avoid pissing their girlfriends off
OH shit I aint gettin none shes gotta dildo
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A fake penis that you stick up your ass/vagina.
"I can fit five dildos in my ass at one time!", explained Chris with utter joy.
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A penis shaped sex toy inserted into a woman's vagina for the purpose of masturbating. Originally derived from the common practice of women using large cucumbers to pleasure themselves. As in "dill" pickle or cucumber. "Doe" as in ananymous or a "john doe". Hence, dildo.
Also can mean a very dorky, nerdy, gay or annoying person.
She used her dildo every night while her husband John was out of town.
Everyone thought of Paul as a total dildo after he began reporting students who were smoking on campus.
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