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A totaly useless program used as an outlet for useless people to continue to be useless.
Director is useless, I'm going to go kill myself.
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One who conducts a middle/high school or college band. Yes it's true they like to tell lame jokes but most band kids like that weird humor anyway. Give em a break. Some of these directors are serious to the point of craziness. Band directors really try and are usually nice people, unless they don't give a shit about the band. Then they just suck. Very busy these band directors are.
The trumpet section was up the band director's ass but he helped them with their rhythms and they thanked him.
The band director was near death listening to the 20 piccolos but gathered the patience to get them all in tune.
My band director is awesome- he can be a real nazi on the field when he has to, and the next minute he's your bff.
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1. The most awesome teacher you will ever have. Often makes funny jokes, pokes fun at band students and spends an enormous amount of time making the band sound and look good.
"That band director, Mr.Minick, is a really cool guy!"
"I know right?! He's the best teacher ever!"
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A person who is proficient in their ability to delegate work to other staff, while spending much of their own time persuing private interests.
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Aerial Director is a made up title given to country boys that look like the retarded brother of woody from toy story. If you're a disappointment to your father and fuck yourself with a Snap-On™ dildo every night, you just might be a prime choice for Aerial Director.
Synonyms: meaningless title retarded lazy
"That guy walks like he's holding back a nasty shit and looks like he hasn't gotten laid since his family reunion, he must be an aerial director."
A ridiculously hyperactive breed of people who micro manage everything. They often speak in a language of their own, one which no one can understand (like dolphin squeaks). They are often found repeating "yep" again and again in an effort to show everyone they already know everything, therefor never actually listening to anyone. Physical characteristics include scary large eyes, a floopa, and bad 80's hair.
"Excuse me, Executive Director,RUN! The building is on FIR-"
"Yepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyep"
"NO, THE BUILDING IS ON FIRE!!!!!"
"Yepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyep"
"Oh fuck ya then...burn."
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The long version (of a story). So-named due to the fact that most Director's Cuts of films are longer, sometimes interminably so.
Johnny: So, it was just after 6, and we hadn't even gotten out of the house yet, since Jane wanted to catch the end of "So you think you can dance..."
Jim: Hey, can you skip to the good parts? We don't need the director's cut.
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