Beyond hopeless. Approx. 0 percent chance of success. Despairingly bleak outlook.
Your chances of getting with Natalie Portman are infinitely dismal.
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A very mediocre doctor who was forced to become a doctor after taking his car insurance and treats people of depression, Anxiety, and pure interest idiocy . He has a PhD in Neurology so I guess he barley counts as a doctor.
John: Hey man doctor dismal sucks, he gave me aspirin to treat my severe Heartburnβs
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Something you say to distract other people during a task that requires focus.
*Playing Squash, KEVIN is about to serve the ball.*
LRRO: "DEE DEE DEE DISMALITY!"
KEVIN: *misses the serve*
KEVIN: "SHOOT! AGGRESSION!"
Facial hair that consists of shaving your entire face except for the area around your mouth, creating a hair ring.
Often associated as being a scumbag style of facial hair.
βDude did you see Micheal? He shaved his beard into a dismal jimmy.β