Dismissive Cunt

A person who disregards substantial evidence to preserve their biased opinion.

"Why don't they listen to the evidence?"
"They're just being dismissive cunts."

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dis and dismissed

an alternative to saying "Shutdown!" when someone is badly insulted

Kid #1: Ur Momma!
Kid #2: (crying)
Kid #3: Ha Ha! That was a dis and dismissed!

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dissed and dismissed

what it sounds like

"man alice just dumped my ass." "for the 10th time! ohh, dissed and disMISSED!"

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kissed and dismissed

when someone kisses or has sexual intercourse with someone and dismiss them. This means they have fucked and passed. The person probably doesn't want anything to do with the other person
related words: played

so did you guys ever date? nope I just "kissed and dismissed" so I don't really care for her as much anymore.

dismissive wanking

the subtle art of making a partial fist then moving it up and down as if maturbating and saying "haha" sarcastically.

(At a funeral)
"Yes, she was a good person." (dismissive wanking)

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You're Dismissed

When the teacher says "you're dismissed", what he/she is actually saying is "clean up and fuck off"

Teacher: You're dismissed.
Me: just because you are an adult does not mean you have to say that to 20+ kids, you fucking nasty dipshit

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dismiss yourself

1) Used to let someone know that they are unwanted or need to leave the current situation
2) Used to deflate the conceitedness of an individual who might be feeling themselves
3) Used when someone, a friend or otherwise, does something that is just unacceptable

Guy 1: Hey bro you know the only thing that matters in life is eating ass

Guy 2: Cancel that, and dismiss yourself

Girl: Pssh, I'm too fine for all of you!
Guy: If you don't getcho ass on! Please dismiss yourself.

Guy 1: Is it bad that I like to play with myself in public
Guy 2: *Russell Westbrook face* bro wtf! Dismiss yourself

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