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1. to proceed downward rapidly through the air headfirst, usually into a swimming pool, sometimes into a person, sometimes into cement.
2. not the best of bars, restarants or hotels, usually very ghetto in appearance
3. a cool, very Japanese DDR song
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1. That was a very painful dive, but we could sell his face on E-bay.
2. Being in this dive pisses me off so much, I'm a blow the shit up! Get the fuck out!
3. I believe that I have just AA'd Dive Single Heavy. Hooray for me. I am so not AZN!!!!
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1a. Gymnastics like aquatic sport, most participants are of Asian decent. Becuase they are the shit at diving.
1b. Throwing yourself involentarially off of high platforms and contemplating why the whole way down.
2a. A sport mostly associated with swimming, but the only simalarity is the water.
2b. A sport that, like swimming, requires you to paractice more than once a day at the most obsurd and early hours of the morning.
3. Most swimmers are jealous of divers because they are more graceful and their practices have more meaning than swimming practice.
swimmer: What time do you have diving practice this afternoon?
diver: 2pm just like you.
2 and a half hours later after practice...
diver:How was your diving practice?
swimmer: barrying myself alive would have been more fun! How was yours?
diver: our practice was cancelled to give us more rest.
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The voluntary act of a player of association football or soccer in the U.S where he or she falls unexpectedly as to gain the free kick or penalty for their own team. Divers are looked down upon in the community of football and will usually be given a card for their actions. If a very obvious dive is noticed, the player might even be fined by FIFA.
"Diving is ruining football"
"Did you see last night's game? The guy dived in the box and recieved a penalty kick for his team. The ref didn't even notice!"
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A kiwi slang term used to describe a downward trend.
Man: Yo dove, did you see that stock market?
Man 2: Ya na
Man: yeah bro I reckon it dived
Man 2: Balls
a slightly scruffy place of ill repute
the place seemed a dive.
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Somewhere you don't want to work.
Everyday there is fecises all over the walls in our restrooms, and the cafeteria food tastes like absolute shit. This place is a dive.
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to perform oral sex, usually on females
that chick wanted me to dive her box, yo.
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