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when someone wears just a shirt and no pants
"Daves girlfriend was constaly doing the donald duck around the apartment when no one was home"
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English rhyming slang for "fucked"
"If we can't somehow catch up on these overdue mortgage payments we'll be(Donald Ducked)."
"He's(Donald Ducked)......his girlfriend's sister has just seen him kissing that chick at the Pub."
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Wearing clothes on the top half and nothing on the bottom half.
As Donald Duck dresses.
I spent most of the morning Donald Ducking.
A guy that's been kicked out of the Navy for being gay.
" Why was Rear Admiral Reed discharged from the Navy? He looks so damn good in his uniform?"
"Don't bother girl. Seamen Reed doesn't swing that way. The Navy Donald Ducked his sweet ass."
"Ah, snap, Reed is gay? "
"All the best one's are"
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Who's got the sweetest disposition? One guess, that's who. Who never ever starts an argument, who never shows a bit of temperment? Who's never wrong, but always right? Who'd never dream of starting a fight? Who gets stuck with all the bad luck?
Donald Duck always gets screwed over by his friends and relatives.
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Disney's best and funniest cartoon character, with one of the most famous voices in animation.
Not a "bad guy" but quick-tempered and grouchy. Often can't resist doing something a little mean-spirited--for which he always pays.
It's his mishandling of situations that makes him funny. He's not "perfect" like good guy cartoons, but is deeply flawed. And after things blow up in his face his temper is hilarious, mostly because of his grouchy "quack-quack" voice.
In one cartoon he's got a huge outdoor model railroad set up, and when he discovers the chipmunks Chip & Dale living in one of his model houses he's thrilled at first--but then can't resist teasing them by making it rain, snow, etc., on them.
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Something you say to a person named Donald that has a
brick approaching his head!
I was walking with my friend Donald when a flying brick
came towards us and I said "Donald duck!!"
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