"That bitch needed to suck my donkey kong dong shlong."
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A male with a very large dick. Much like how King Kong was very big.
Sarah does nick have a meter long King Kong dong like everyone says?
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Super-Kong-Dong-Master-Destroyer-Size(adj.) To describe something that is overly large, bigger than the biggest, overly huge or supersized. A word describing an object (can be anything really) that is extremely large in length, width, height, or of abnormal largeness.
Person 1: "WOW!!! check it out! look at her boobs! they are super-kong-dong-master-destroyer-size!!! Man.....I've never seen some so huge!"
Person 2: "Holy Christmas! it's SUPER-KONG-DONG-MASTER-DESTROYER-SIZED!"
"Ya' know I thought I had seen them all.. till yesterday when I saw his super-kong-dong-master-destroyer-sized...cock! It's the biggest ever!"
You know your BIG when she says that your Super-Kong-Don-Master-Destroyer-Size!"
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The act of hiding your dogs favorite treat under your foreskin so they have to work to get it out.
I was bored last night, so I got the peanut butter and gave my dog an Alabama Kong dong.